Life Hacks

This millenium is now 11 years old, and as much as I would've loved to make some comments regarding what we've experienced as a civilization throughout these 11 years, I'm simply not capable of that - in fact, I think this would be a close representation of the final result;



I haven't really comprehended what's been going on around me, in spite of the fact that I've got the entire world by the end of my fingertips. Instead, I've become proficient in the art of efficiency; or, to be more precise, proficient in the art of trying to be more efficient. Through this struggle, which I'm currently still fighting, I've discovered patterns. Variables, that once changed will affect your entire daily routine: I'm talking about THE TERRIBLE VARIABLE:



This is a documented fact, and can be applied to the position of your TV as well:



This ought to be in an episode of NUMB3RS!



Oh well, but the fact stands, and once the possibilities of activities are out of reach from the bed, you will basically BORE YOURSELF TO SLEEP.

...It's brilliant, isn't it?