What's Been Up, Mim B?

What's been up?

I'll tell you what's been up! I saw Mew yesterday, and Jonas and I have been flirting for some time, so I thought I'd sneak backstage and actually meet him.

It was a FABULOUS gig, although he seemed a little introvert. I mean, my eyes and I were all like "Hello handsome, is there room for me backstage?", but Jonas was all like "I'm not sure what you mean", and then I was all like "PERVERT", but I didn't really mean it. Well, when they played "Special" it was definetly dedicated to me, while "Comforting Sounds" was like a "yeah, cry me a river, bitch" to his ex girlfriend, I saw that, it was pretty obvious. So I felt confident when I ran past the security yelling at me to stop, and Jonas' eyes literally lit up when he saw me. It was a beatiful scenery; a table with exotic fruit, giving the entire room the colors of the rainbow, a dozen bottles of water filled with vibes of innocence and virginity and there, in the center, the quiet choirboy Jonas. He calmly whispered "who are you? what are you doing here", but I knew he knew. He was obviously into role playing, as he started yelling for security when I slowly approached him. "I'm here to protect you, Jonas. I'm here to take care of you", and when his pale face went unconscious, I gave his fainted cheek a kiss.
I still don't get why he isn't the leading male actor in Twillight. And why those brutal men dragged me away from Jonas. We'll meet again, Jonas, and I'll show you why "Repeaterbeater" doesn't have to be a song.

Xtreme Makeover: Blog Edition

This is a small step for a blog, but a giant leap for a kind of blog: MINE

The final descision regarding my blog's appearance and general content hasn't been made, but I'm juggling with a few ideas:

Kanye Blog: SHOULD I GO ALL CAPS? WOULD IT LOOK BETTER AND HELP ME GET MY MESSAGE THROUGH AS NO PUNCTUATION OR CONCERNS REGARDING GRAMMA AND SPELLING ADRESS THE LOWEST DENOMINATOR? I MEAN IT WORKED FOR HITLER DIDN'T IT?

MP3 Blog: I heard this relevant mp3 and I hope someone searches for it on Hype Machine as my newly designed blog is streamlined and edgy and maby some girl will bookmark my site and we'll hook up and have a quirky relationship like Summer and Tom in '500 days of summer' except our relationship will last and I'll be like Mr. Fredericksen in 'Up' or the old folks in the 'Hoppípolla' video.

Fashion Blog: I've noticed some trends on the street while walking on the street noticing trends: gloves - I mean, all of a sudden people wear gloves! Did I miss some kind of viral video, cuz it's truly fascinating when people just start to wear the same thing at the same time for no particular reason at all - reminds me of May this year, when shorts+clever T-shirt suddenly was, like, REALLY in!

Lyrical Blog: My blog will stand/as a mountain in the tube/although this will terminate/every sale on lube/'cause this is not porn, nor is it nude/but I will gain my fame/by being cheesy and rude/as it has helped Simon Cowell/Kanye West and Colin Powell

...as I said, no decision has been made

Survival Tool

This is seriously some manly manliness-cream for men right there! I mean, charcoal!? in MY face? I'm not having the greatest experience in the whole charcoal/beauty business, but it really seems like the developer was watching Bear Grylls and suddenly thought "Hey, that surviverdude sure can make fire from everything... but what about his FACE?"

Charcoal face wash - when you thought your face couldn't catch a fire - it suddenly did

Album titles as made in Paint

Well, look whose album titles are ridiculous now! You see, when coming up with a name for your album, ALWAYS picture it in Paint. Is it Paintproof? Then you've just found yourself an approved name for your album!

Spoiler:

From top to bottom:

Sound of Silver

Hail To The Thief

Pet Sounds

The Perfect Life I Couldn't Have Lived Better Even If I Got A Second Chance pt. 1

Phew.

I survived the Halloweenapocalypse, and it made me realize: what important things have i done and/or made throughout my life (besides this blog and hitting a friend in his face with a rock)? You know, many people would settle with that. They'd sit there, pondering about their accomplishments and then finally conclude: "That blog and rock to the face were some awesome shit - I couldn't have lived my life better!"

But I'm not many people. Actually, I've got a serious case of not-many-people-isis, and this disease makes me strive for excellence. Accomplishments. And the first small step on the road towards The Perfect Life I Couldn't Have Lived Better Even If I Got A Second Chance is this:


This is, like, the most circular circle you could ever draw in paint. I'm pretty (and) proud.